Green with envy

New magazine titles seem to come and go as quickly as flies.

Not that many years ago,  the newsagent offerings were limited to a couple of shelves.  Now there are hundreds on display.

The most recent to catch my eye was the rather quaintly-named The Green Parent (what?!).  On the cover, a young mother-earth figure beatifically beaming goodness and vitality, while an ethnically-attired child played contentedly at her sandaled feet.  

The front page teasers included 'win organic bedding for your children...and more'.   (Organic bedding?  Now that wouldn't be straw by any chance?)  And the irresistible 'How to make your own tree journal.'   

Might I suggest the following:  Write it?  

All yours for £3.95.